Do you like milk in cups?
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
I do not like milk in cups.
Would you like it here or there?
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
Would you like it in a house?
Would you like it with a mouse?
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
Would you try it in a box?
Would you try it with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
Would you try it in a cup of blue?
Would you try it if I try some too?
Not in a cup of blue.
Not if you try some too.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
Would you try some from your daddy?
Would you try some in a paddy?
Not from daddy.
Not in a paddy.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
Would you? Could you?
Try some disguised in milk that I’ve expressed
From that place that you like best?
I would not, could not try some disguised in milk that’s been expressed
From the place that I like best.
You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it, my darling pea!
I would not, could not.
In milk that’s been expressed.
Not from daddy.
Not in a paddy.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
A straw! A straw!
A straw! A straw!
Could you, would you, with a straw?
Not with a straw.
Not in milk that’s been expressed.
You are making me depressed!
Not from daddy.
Not in a paddy.
I do not like it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like milk in cups.
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
You do not like milk in cups?
I do not like it, Mom-who-must-be-nuts.
You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Mom! If you will let me be, I will try it.
You will see.
Say!
You were wrong and I was right.
This milk in a cup tastes just like tripe.
Up up and away
11 years ago
3 comments:
OMG. This is brilliant. Seriously brilliant. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face this afternoon!
LOL~ I so remember those days!! I didn't think I would ever get Abbey to drink out of a cup!! Hope it gets better soon.
Monnie
I *love* the ditty! Too funny. I'm sorry though that M is not taking milk from cups. Hopefully if you keep trying she'll take to it sooner rather than later.
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