What? Another month gone?

Dear Madame:

I am writing to request a do-over. That is correct: I want the month of January back. I'll do better this time, I promise.

Specifically, I'll learn to write faster. I'll pump more milk in less time. I'll stop eating m&ms. I'll watch less TV. I'll cook dinner more often. I'll exercise more regularly. I'll stop and smell the roses.

Eagerly awaiting your decision,

Em